Tom* vs. Rich** (probably not of interest to anyone who reads this except Tom or Rich!)
Okay I'm going to do a little bit more revising and then go out for the traditionally desultory celebration of an arbitrary milestone. Tritest night of the year, yes. Wait why don't I not go to any parties, stay in, and try to meet a stranger for sex on craigslist?? Ugh, not two years in a row.
Anyway, happy new year!