brothercyst: FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES FROM THE LAST TWO MONTHS

Sunday, April 11, 2010

FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES FROM THE LAST TWO MONTHS

"You will have a new love affair." (Late February)
Certainly one of the bolder fortunes I've ever received.  Imagine a happily married person receiving such a fortune.  Or a small child at a family dinner.  How interestingly awkward.  I like fortunes that go out on a limb like this. 

"Yourt dreams will be fulfilled." (Mid-March)
I find the typo ominous.

"You are always welcome at any gathering." (Tonight)
 Demonstrably false.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

in bed

Pete said...

Maybe "yourt" isn't a typo for "your", but instead for "yogurt." In which case it's not ominous at all, but quite enticing!

Anonymous said...

My daughter once got a fortune that said: "God will give you everything you want."

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