"You will have a new love affair." (Late February)
Certainly one of the bolder fortunes I've ever received. Imagine a happily married person receiving such a fortune. Or a small child at a family dinner. How interestingly awkward. I like fortunes that go out on a limb like this.
"Yourt dreams will be fulfilled." (Mid-March)
I find the typo ominous.
"You are always welcome at any gathering." (Tonight)