So what did I do yesterday? Other than get pulled over by a cop at 1 a.m. and get a ticket, I mean. I saw Splice and I watched Drag Me to Hell. Both delightful. Splice really sort of has to be seen to be believed. SPOILER WARNING. I repeat, SPOILER WARNING. I'm going to give everything away. After being created by a romantically entangled pair of scientists, the creature grows from a little rabbit chicken that looks like this:
into an adult female that looks like this:
... and then seduces its "father." Bestiality and incest! And then it spontaneously converts into a male, like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park... and it rapes its mother. There were at least five moments in the movie where I was like, Whaaaat?
And Drag Me to Hell was fun, too. Also I went swimming and worked for a few hours on a proposal of sorts.